Mood: Dusty
Drinking: Tea
A Joyful Noise
Praise Jesus
just a little bit louder.
Shout to the Lord
with all of your power.
And when the heathens say,
“Can you turn it down a bit?”
well, show them how to glorify God
through your brand new subwoofer kit.
Buckle on your Bible belt
and hang on to your salvation
the Holy Spirit told me
you can save this whole damn nation.
Selling out is not a sin so
put those kids in angel white
paint on some smiles and
make ‘em bright
we’re going on TV tonight.
Now all those pagans will finally see
American Idol pays Jesus
royalties.
-Lo, who has to admit the whole damn show was annoying, not just the end.
LaDonnaWitmer 